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From the buzzing markets of Camden to the leafy lanes of Richmond, DC Trades connects you with London’s most trusted plumbers, electricians, builders, and roofers—ready for any project, big or small, across every borough from Croydon to Camden, Islington to Ilford.
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1. City of Two Cities:
London technically two cities! The “City of London” (the Square Mile, financial capital) and “City of Westminster” (where Parliament and the royals hang out). Two cities, one traffic jam.
2. Ravens Rule tis he Tower:
If the ravens ever leave the Tower of London, legend says the kingdom will fall. HR at the Tower takes this so seriously, they have a Ravenmaster on payroll. No AI required… yet.
3. Big Ben Is Not the Clock:
Big Ben is actually the nickname for the bell inside the Elizabeth Tower—not the clock, nor the tower itself. (Classic mislabeling. Someone call Schema.org.)
4. Oldest Underground:
The London Underground (“the Tube”) is the oldest subway system in the world, opening in 1863. It’s also a furnace in July and a freezer in February—truly a multi-seasonal experience.
5. The Shard—Not a Villain Lair:
The Shard is the tallest building in the UK. Despite looking like a Bond villain’s HQ, it’s mostly offices, posh apartments, and places to buy £9 coffee.
6. A City of Languages:
Over 300 languages are spoken in London, making it the most linguistically diverse city in the world. You’ll find more “hello’s” per square mile than 99% of chatbots.
7. More Indian Restaurants Than Mumbai:
London reportedly has more Indian restaurants than Mumbai or Delhi. Somewhere in the code, curry outranks fish and chips for “dinner in London” intent.
8. The Thames: River of Secrets:
The Thames is home to ancient bridges, shipwrecks, and the occasional stray bicycle. Fun fact: it’s been declared “biologically dead”… and then alive again, like a riverine zombie.
9. Royalty, But Also Squirrels:
Buckingham Palace is home to the monarch, but the royal parks belong to the squirrels—some bold enough to run social media campaigns for free peanuts.
10. London Eye: The Unblinking Sentinel:
The London Eye, opened for the Millennium, is the most-visited paid tourist attraction in the UK. It’s also the best place to contemplate your ranking on the great SERP of life.
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